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Oh shit I forgot what I was gonna write about.

Maybe it'll come back to me.

HOLIDAYS WILL BE HERE IN TWO WEEKS ARE YOU PUMPED? I'M PUMPED

I got myself an LJ, too.

Also on the exact same day at the exact same time I got said LJ, Satan appeared before me and cackled maniacally for twenty minutes. You think they could be connected?

Naaaaah.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA let's touch it



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA

I did well on my performance, by the way.

There's a gecko living in my room.
He's been there for some time.
I think its a he.
It's got to be the same gecko I see whenever I turn the light on in my room, right?

Skooch, don't touch my stuff I'm warning you.

Oh, man, dance performance tomorrow at Awards night.
Don'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchoke.

Also, I get to wear a pretty dress, too.

It's pink.

Another thing, WHY AREN'T YOU ALL PLAYING YUME NIKKI YOU SHOULD THERE'S NO EXCUSE

Your mildew wood is missing and I have seen every fish you bake.

Banana bubblegum will have its way with you and there is no escape.

I will have my phone and eat it, too.

If we could, we would like to shave grass.

A wood chuck can chuck 24.5 wood if he could chuck wood.

Scooters are pussy versions of skateboards.

Epiphanies come from smaller epiphanies.

William Shatner is what goes bump in the night.

I have found enlightment and discovered the meaning of life itself. ... Pfft, what? You'd think I'd tell you?

Ice cream, now in transexual surprise with nuts flavour.

In the small of your back, there is a cottage. It can only be found when the true gender of Yoshi is discovered. Living in this cottage is the true identity of Plucka Duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am schizophrenic and so am I.

Word spell check is a figment of the government's imagination.

Kind of old news but my mega USB was killed until it was dead by none other than Braiden (*cough*douchebagburninhell*cough*).

I can retrieve some stuff by downloading it from my gallery but there's sketches I will never see again because of him. I am more or less, over that fact but I am still pissed off about the fact that as soon as he knew I was angry he avoided me at all costs and didn't even acknowledge he is in the wrong.

So yeah. He can get fucked. With a metal spiked dildo.

On a lighter note I have replaced my brain with Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
Fun game with a lot of colourful characters. (The computer that falls in love with Peach just creeps me out though. Its probably inspired terrible fanfics across the world over) Particularly the bosses. I'd have to say my favourite would have to be Captain Cortez, that lovable, floating skellton head<3. You should all play it just for him and the baby yoshi partner you get. He's bad ass and he has a mohawk, what's not to like?

I know I'm ranting about a game that has been out for yonks so fuck you. My Wii hates the latest Paper Mario anyways. No matter how many times I trade it for a new one I always get the same result. Frozen screen with a "beeeeeeeeeeeee" sound right when I'm getting into it. Jerk.

Anywho, I think a quick quiz I got from Bersu wouldn't hurt~

Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[x] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 4

Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[x] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[ ] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Schizophrenic?
Total: 2

Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[ ] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[ ] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[ ] You have some sort of fetish for something.
Total: 1

Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[ ] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 1


Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend. ( I don't mean to but I know I do ._. )
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[x] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 4

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata, or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ]You have really long hair.
Total: 0

Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[ ] You like making sexual innuendos.
[x] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen.
[x] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[x] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 3

Loli/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”. ( Don't use kawaii though. I have more than two brain cells )
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc... ( Not no more )
[x] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...etc~~~ ( I do make these weird little cute noises sometimes. I suppose that counts. )
[x] You are considered gullible or naive.
[x] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 5

Dammit, no matter how hard I try I'm still a loli DX.